


♪ City Slicker: WHOOPEE!!!!! Spike Jones: ♪ That overlooks the avenue ♪ ♪ Would someone-♪ Radio: Just a little late-night humor. Spike Jones: ♪ In some secluded rendezvous. Radio: And now for the peaceful tunes of Spike Jones and his City Slickers, to send ya off to Snooze Land. Sebastian: Time to get these tired bones in bed. Radio: Look! We know our Master, and he’s a highly reliable fellow! Kirby: Yeah, an upright kind of guy. I wouldn't trust the Master as far as I could throw him, and that ain't very far. Ratso: You are obviously more trusting than I, my reflective friend. The Master would never let anything bad happen to you. You'll never see the inside of that place. It's a place called Tartarus Laboratories. Radio: Where was this place where everybody was so mean? Why, I'll-I'll broadcast an all-points warning! Sebastian: Oh, it's a long way from here. Sebastian: Well, he treats me like, like I'm not any different from him. Toaster: But the Master has taken care of you. Sebastian: Do you want proof? Kirby: Hey, if you go around accusin' people of all these bad things.then a little proof might be nice. You had a roof over your head, didn't ya? I think maybe you're just a whiner. Kirby: I just can't believe any person could ever be so cruel. Kirby: Are you sure your not exaggerating? Sebastian: You don't know the half of it. They didn't look like they were mean, but they were. Blanky: Are-are there people like that? Ratso: More than you know. Blanky: Are there people there? Sebastian: That's how I got like this. Sebastian: It was a very frightening place. What's the matter? Blanky: I wanna be like Lampy. Toaster: Your "enthusiasm" is "overwhelming." Now, there, there, Blanky. Right? Radio: Uh- Toaster: Right? Blanky, Radio, and Kirby: Right. This is where he does his best work and he wants us here because we're his oldest and dearest friends. Radio: You don't think the Master's tired of us, do you? Blanky: Or ashamed of us? Kirby: It does seem a little strange, him keeping us out here, out of sight. Radio: I haven't dropped you yet, have I? Lampy: No, but. He has upset tummy.ĭialogue Toaster: Hadn't you better get a move on? Lampy: Right! Antenna, please.
